Potty training can feel like an overwhelming endeavor, especially with unsolicited advice from friends, family, and even strangers. If you’re navigating this tricky phase, here are ten clever comebacks to common, well-meaning questions about potty training:
- “My child was fully trained by 18 months.” That’s fantastic! I was too busy introducing my child to French and the ukulele during that time.
- “Have you considered going diaper-free?” Oh sure, and while I’m at it, maybe I’ll design a new upholstery cleaning formula too.
- “She’ll know when she’s ready.” Absolutely! Just like she’ll know when she can negotiate for a pony and a gaming console.
- “Have you tried using a sticker chart?” Yes, and every time I manage not to lose my mind before lunch, I reward myself with a cupcake!
- “Have you heard about elimination communication?” Of course! I’ll just hop in my time machine and start from her first day on earth.
- “Have you thought about using treats like M&Ms?” Have you seen my waistline?
- “Preschool will definitely help.” Great! How much do they charge for the extra cleanup when things don’t go as planned?
- “She’ll mimic her older sibling.” That’s humorous! That only seems to apply to swearing, though.
- “Pull-ups worked wonders for my son.” If your child thinks Pull-ups are just like underwear, you might want to consider enrolling them in an advanced logic class.
- “It will improve!” Sure, especially if you bring over a mop, some cleaning supplies, and a strong drink to help me cope.
When faced with these well-intentioned but often misguided inquiries, having a few witty comebacks can ease the tension during family gatherings. As a bonus tip: the scent of a freshly baked pie can almost mask the aroma of any accidents that occur. So, might I suggest tossing a store-bought pie in the oven and turning it to 350? You’re welcome!
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In summary, handling potty training issues can be a challenge, but with the right mindset and a touch of humor, you can navigate through the unsolicited advice without losing your cool.