Parenting is often viewed as a collaborative endeavor, yet it can also become a competitive arena—a contest where each parent seeks to establish their superiority. In this regard, I find myself convinced of my own prowess as a parent. My spouse, Angela, and I have two children, and by all objective standards, I believe my parenting skills shine brighter. I exhibit greater patience, maintain a calm demeanor, and adhere to schedules with remarkable precision. I am diligent in enforcing bedtimes and carefully regulating screen time. While I can be firm and authoritative, I also relish moments of joy, whether wrestling with the kids or engaging in tickle fights.
If there were a tangible scoring system to evaluate our parenting abilities, I would undoubtedly emerge victorious without breaking a sweat. In fact, I often keep an internal tally of my parenting victories. By this measure, I am significantly ahead. Angela, on the other hand, tends to be more lenient, frequently indulging the children with gummy worms right before dinner and allowing them to watch “Adventure Time” even when it is past their bedtime. When the kids feign illness on school mornings, she is far too quick to accept their claims as truth. For all these reasons and more, she falls behind in points.
Despite this clear evidence, there are moments when Angela insists that she is the better parent. It strikes me as somewhat absurd. Just the other evening, she referred to me as a “birdbrain” for failing to make our son’s bed in her specific style, which resembles an intricate form of sheet origami known only to her and a select few historical figures.
While some parenting experts might argue that competition in parenting is counterproductive, I suspect their stance stems from their own struggles in the parenting arena. To clarify, parenting can indeed feel like a fierce contest. Each parent strives to raise their offspring in the best possible way—ideally, as reflections of themselves. How else can we ensure that we transmit not only half of our genes but the entirety of our values and principles?
A Lighthearted Debate
Take, for instance, a recent exchange between Angela and me while putting our son to bed. We found ourselves in a lighthearted debate over who among us is more stubborn. Naturally, I asserted that she holds that title. Yet, in a twist of irony, she vehemently disagreed. To settle this dispute, I turned to our son for clarity. I asked him directly, “Who is more stubborn, me or your mom?” Initially, he hesitated, perhaps reluctant to choose between his parents. But I pressed on, and eventually, he responded, “You are,” while looking directly at me.
“See?” I said, grinning, as Angela left the room, her laughter echoing behind her. I thanked our son with a kiss on the forehead. His answer reinforced my belief that, were Angela indeed the superior parent, he would have pointed towards her, knowing that a truly adept parent would respond with kindness and understanding. Instead, he chose to risk my disapproval, secure in the knowledge that I would forgive him for his apparent fib to maintain peace in our household.
In essence, my son’s instinctive understanding of this dynamic illustrates my point: in the ongoing contest of parenting, I stand as the clear and undisputed champion.
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In summary, the realm of parenting can often feel like a competition, with each parent striving to claim their title as the best. While my internal scoring system may give me an edge, the reality is that parenting is subjective and multifaceted. Ultimately, it’s about nurturing our children in the best way possible, even if that means accepting that we all have our strengths and weaknesses.