Once you see those lines on the pregnancy test and have your prenatal vitamins at the ready, the next big question arises: choosing a name. As Shakespeare wisely noted, “What’s in a name?” To which I would assert, “Everything!”
If you’re struggling to settle on a name, consider these unconventional strategies:
- Share your name ideas with anyone nearby to receive their feedback—both positive and negative. Their suggestions may surprise you!
- Flip open a baby name book, close your eyes, and randomly point. If it’s printed, it must be a good choice, right?
- Opt for a name inspired by a pop culture figure who may be forgotten before your child reaches kindergarten.
- Better yet, mash together two fading pop culture names. How about “Kanyber” (Kanye + Justin Bieber)?
- Choose a name based on the location of conception. “Neighbor’s Pool Table” may not be the most conventional, but it certainly has a story!
- Allow your healthcare provider to suggest a name. They have seen many names in their practice and may have some unique ideas.
- Create a poll on your blog to let your readers vote on the name. After all, why not let the internet help decide?
- Spell out your favorite TV channel in a creative way. Emteevee could be a fun choice!
- Play a game of pin the tail on the alphabet. Blindfold yourself, stick letters to the wall, and hope for a good mix!
- Let an older sibling type on a keyboard for a few seconds, and whatever they produce becomes the name. Gyjuvyurdtxpijoty could be a winner!
- Explore nature-inspired names, but steer clear of traditional ones. Consider unique options like “Magma” or “Mountain.”
- Select a classic name and enhance it with extra consonants or vowels for a modern twist.
- Choose a tech-inspired name. Names like Dotcom, Siri, or Apple could stand out.
- Name your child based on their potential career. “Professor” or “Judge” could set high expectations!
- Find a name with a meaning that resonates. There are names that signify “one destined to create art with permanent markers.” Let me know if you discover one!
- Skip naming your child entirely and let them choose their name as a birthday gift when they turn three. Children have great instincts!
- Combine elements from the Periodic Table for a scientific twist. How does HeNaPb sound?
- Follow Prince’s lead and doodle a name on the birth certificate. You can always change it later!
- Pay tribute to your favorite food. “Blueberry” or “Ribeye” could make for delicious names!
- Or consider naming them after your favorite beverage. How cool would “Michelob Ultra” sound at graduation?
Happy naming!
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In summary, naming your child can be a fun and creative process. Whether you choose to follow traditional routes or venture into quirky territory, the important thing is to find a name that resonates with you and your family.