Back to School: A Pottery Barn Kids Perspective

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The much-anticipated back-to-school catalog from Pottery Barn Kids and Teens has just hit the shelves (yes, we’re still in JULY). This arrival brings a wave of relief, as it allows parents to explore stylish options beyond the usual big-box retailers. Let’s be honest—not everyone wants to purchase a lunchbox and personal care products in the same trip!

As I flipped through the glossy pages of this seasonal catalog, I couldn’t help but feel a mix of excitement and a touch of inadequacy, realizing how far my own children and home are from these curated ideals. But let’s dive into the Pottery Barn Kids shopping experience, shall we?

1. Bento Lunches

Your child’s lunch needs to be nothing short of artful. Forget the classic PB&J; we’re talking gourmet meals served in a $50 stainless steel bento box, preferably prepared by chefs from Whole Foods. Losing a $1 container is one thing, but imagine the disappointment when your child comes home without their stylish new lunchbox!

2. Personal Office Space

Every child deserves their own workspace, complete with a $700 ergonomic leather chair and vintage decor. Who needs a kitchen table when you can have an industrial-chic study? I did my homework on the dining table and turned out fine, writing this from my cozy laundry room.

3. Dorm Room Essentials

College isn’t just about studying; it’s also about style. A well-organized closet should house at least 30 pairs of shoes, with rolling carts and linen boxes to boot—because who doesn’t want their dorm room to look like a Pinterest board?

4. Chic Lounge Areas

High school can be challenging for teens, so naturally, they need a lounge space to unwind. Picture this: a plush chaise, star-themed pillows, and a vintage vibe to create an oasis after a long day of classes. It’s practically a requirement!

5. Personalized Supplies

Everything must be customized, including the six spiral notebooks from your child’s school supply list. Sure, it might cost around $60, but think of the joy it brings to little Timmy to have his name on each item. After all, who cares about local charities when your child’s school supplies can be uniquely theirs?

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In conclusion, navigating the back-to-school season can feel overwhelming, especially with the pressure to keep up with trends. However, it’s essential to remember that style can come in many forms, and it’s the thought that counts.

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