13 Things I Will Not Do This Christmas Season

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As the holiday season approaches, it’s common to reflect on past experiences and identify areas for improvement. This year, I am determined to avoid the pitfalls that have plagued me in the past. Here are 13 commitments I am making to ensure a more enjoyable Christmas:

  1. DIY Gifts: I will refrain from crafting homemade gifts. While they may be infused with good intentions, they often don’t translate well into heartfelt presents—especially for those who may not appreciate my artistic abilities.
  2. Watch My Language: I will consciously avoid inappropriate language while decorating. Despite the frustrations that arise during the battle of lights versus tree, maintaining a calm demeanor around young children is essential.
  3. Privacy of My Budget: I will ensure my Christmas budget spreadsheet is securely closed on my computer. No one enjoys unsolicited lectures about overspending during the festive season.
  4. Gift Choices for Family: I will not gift my mother-in-law a “Best of New Jersey” calendar with the hope that it will endear her to the state. Her Rhode Island roots run deep, and these attempts may be futile.
  5. Gingerbread Houses: I will steer clear of attempting gingerbread house construction with my kids. The idea that icing can serve as glue is questionable at best!
  6. Educational Toys: I will not waste money on educational toys. My storage space is limited, and I already have enough unopened science kits cluttering my home.
  7. Tree Care Responsibilities: I will not rely on my partner to water the Christmas tree. If he can forget to feed our dog, expecting him to care for a plant is unrealistic.
  8. Unwanted Treats: I will avoid making sugar-free sugar cookies as gifts. This strategy is more likely to alienate friends than endear them.
  9. Subtle Hints: I will stop dropping hints about what I want for Christmas. My partner’s grasp of subtlety is virtually nonexistent.
  10. Uncomfortable Clothing: I will not wear a wool turtleneck to Christmas Eve Mass. This choice only adds to the discomfort of an already lengthy service.
  11. Battery Search Timing: I will not wait until late on Christmas Eve to search for batteries in the junk drawer. A remote control helicopter that doesn’t function on Christmas morning is a recipe for disappointment.
  12. Pet Supervision: I will ensure my dog is not left unsupervised near Santa’s cookie tray. This is a lesson learned from past experience!
  13. Holiday Movies: I will not turn off “A Christmas Story” at any time on Christmas Day. The iconic film is an essential backdrop to the holiday festivities.

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In summary, by consciously choosing what not to do this Christmas season, I can create a more enjoyable and stress-free holiday for myself and my family.

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