Recently, I’ve been contemplating a rather surprising idea that I feel compelled to share: the notion that I might enjoy the company of my dog more than that of my children. Before you rush to find assistance or report me, let me clarify—I do not love my dog more than my kids. Rather, this is an issue of compatibility, supported by the undeniable evidence that my dog provides a more pleasant daily experience than my children do.
The Joyful Greeting
Take, for instance, the moment I come home. My dog, Baxter, greets me with genuine joy. He doesn’t demand treats or ask if I’ve brought him a snack before I even step inside. Instead, he wags his tail eagerly, waits for a pat, and then settles into his bed, content that my presence marks the return of harmony to his world. This contrasts sharply with my children, who often seem to have a plethora of requests and complaints waiting for me.
Obedience and Training
When I call Baxter, he promptly obeys. “Come,” I say, and he rushes over. “Sit,” and he sits. There’s no need for repetition or threats of consequence. One would assume that my children would take notes from this well-behaved canine, but alas, that’s not the case. If I could somehow train Baxter to make the kids’ beds, I might seriously consider it.
Car Rides
In the car, Baxter is simply thrilled to be included, unlike my children who constantly inquire about our destination, how long it will take, and whether we can make detours for snacks. He never requests me to change the radio station, and while I sometimes cringe at the music I find myself singing along to, it’s far less taxing than the endless debates over playlists.
Feeding Time
Baxter eats the same food every day and shows no dissatisfaction. The sound of his food bowl being filled brings him unbridled joy, a refreshing contrast to my children’s endless complaints about anything that isn’t pizza or fast food. He only whines in true need—be it injury or the urgent necessity to go outside—while my children seem to whine over every minor inconvenience: hunger, tiredness, or even boredom. Moreover, he can’t text or call me to express discontent when I’m away, which would undoubtedly lead to comedic relief if he ever managed it.
The Ideal Pet
Baxter embodies the ideal pet: friendly, reliable, and wholly devoted. However, he is, after all, not human. The beauty of my children lies in their wonderfully flawed humanity. The unpredictability they bring to family life is both a joy and a challenge, and while some days may feel like they belong to my dog, I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
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Conclusion
In summary, while the companionship of a well-behaved dog can be incredibly fulfilling, it’s the beautifully chaotic nature of children that truly enriches our lives.