Attention, everyone: It’s a well-known fact that many men find themselves unable to resist the urge to urinate in the shower. Regardless of what your partner may claim, the likelihood is high that he has engaged in this behavior, whether it’s in your shower, the ocean, a pool, or even public fountains. But for the sake of this discussion, let’s focus on the shower.
In the past, taking a shower was a carefree experience. The tub was clean, devoid of distractions, and I could step in, close my eyes, and relieve myself without a second thought. However, over the past eight years, my enjoyment of this simple act has been significantly curtailed—unless, of course, I find myself in a hotel or at a friend’s place (sorry about that, guys).
Now, my shower routine looks something like this:
Step 1:
Undress
Step 2: Pee
Step 3: Shower
Do you see the issue? It used to be simpler:
Step 1:
Undress
Step 2: Pee/Shower
What changed? Kids. Yes, those adorable little beings that arrive full of sweetness but gradually evolve into formidable dream-stealers. The addition of children has thrown a wrench into my once-simple shower experience, adding an extra step that I could certainly do without.
Showering has become a challenge when my bathtub is overflowing with toys. From sticky alphabet letters to rubber duckies—every possible item has been strategically placed at my feet. I’ve even discovered a pork chop in the tub during my adventures. Over the years, I’ve tried to find ways to navigate around the toys, reasoning that the water would wash them off, but I often back out of the idea.
However, this morning brought a delightful surprise. As I groggily stepped into the bathroom and climbed into the shower, I was astonished to find the tub completely empty—no toys in sight. A wave of joy washed over me, and a sly grin spread across my face. But just as quickly as that joy appeared, it faded. I realized that I had just peed before stepping into the shower. Another small victory for the kids.
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In summary, the joys of parenthood often come with unexpected challenges, like the disruption of personal routines. Embracing these changes, while often humorous, reminds us that life with children is never dull.