In a perplexing trend, some individuals are reportedly purchasing lollipops contaminated with various diseases, sending them through the mail with the intention of exposing children to illnesses like chickenpox, mumps, and measles—essentially opting for these infections over vaccinations. One concerned parent shared, “I just received a package containing two lollipops, a damp cloth, and saliva.” It’s alarming to think of this being a modern-day equivalent to chickenpox parties, now conducted anonymously through the postal system, leaving recipients unaware of the sources or potential additional pathogens involved.
This raises significant health concerns, especially considering the potential for widespread outbreaks in communities. In light of this troubling practice, I wish to humorously offer my son, Jake, as a potential source of these “gifts.” Every winter, Jake becomes a veritable incubator of germs, with constant runny noses and persistent coughs. He’s the child that draws disapproving glances from other parents at preschool, who often question why I don’t keep him home during the peak of cold and flu season. The cycle of illness typically starts in September and can last until March, affecting everyone in our household.
In a gesture of goodwill, I’d be willing to send you a used tissue from Jake, which could serve as a highly effective means of getting a taste of his latest bug. Think of it as an almost guaranteed path to catching something unpleasant—perhaps even a bout of pneumonia. Consider this a unique offering for those who feel they could benefit from a sick day. You’re welcome!
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In summary, while some might find humor in these bizarre practices of intentional illness, the reality is that they pose serious health risks. It’s essential to prioritize safe and effective methods of health management for ourselves and our children.