Recently, while navigating the mall for what felt like the hundredth time (thanks, snow!), I stumbled upon a Leapster Explorer at nearly 50% off. This piqued my interest because, while my child enjoys her collection of puzzles and blocks, she seems to prefer lounging on the couch with her electronic gadgets. Like many other parents, I attempt to limit her screen time during the week, but I often find myself resorting to devices during desperate situations—be it in the car, at the grocery store, during a difficult diaper change, or on Friday evenings when my husband misses his flight. With a 6+ hour road trip coming up in late March, the idea of snagging a Leapster at a discount was tempting.
Before making the purchase, I decided to investigate whether it was indeed a good investment. In my search, I encountered a lengthy essay by an individual convinced that her experiences represent the pinnacle of parenting wisdom. According to her, her children grew up devoid of toys or television and are now the most well-adjusted individuals on the planet. Buying electronic toys for children, in her view, is tantamount to inviting trouble. {Insert eye roll here.}
Armed with a new Leapster, I reflected on the multitude of questionable parenting advice I had received over the past two years. Here are some highlights:
- Indulge in a Glass of Wine: This suggestion came from a high-risk technician after our five-month anatomical scan. Little did she know I’m all about going big or going home.
- Cocoa Butter Contains Caffeine: This gem was shared by a sales clerk at a maternity store when I opted for my Body Shop products over her 2-for-1 stretch mark cream deal.
- Always Use a Carrier: Our pediatrician advised that I should only venture out with my child if I was wearing her in a carrier. Since she was too small for the Baby Bjorn at birth, it took me three and a half weeks to muster the courage to take her out.
- Bite Back: When seeking advice on dealing with a biting phase during breastfeeding, my mother’s best friend suggested biting my child in return. It worked for her, she claimed.
- Sleep When the Baby Sleeps: While this may sound practical, it’s one of the most irritating phrases for new mothers to hear.
- Crib and Radio Method: My grandmother relayed this advice she received after leaving the hospital with her first child. She admitted she never had to use it herself, but still shared it with me.
- Awake Time Equals Sleep Time: After 11 months of sleep struggles, I can confidently say this advice is not universally applicable.
- Whiskey in the Bottle: This misguided suggestion from my aunt solidified her status as someone who should never be left alone with my child.
- No Crying Allowed: A cousin’s wife once interrupted a conversation about sleep training, insisting that I should hold my child to sleep every night, as she did. I was relieved when my cousin divorced her.
- It Gets Better: We’ve all been there, witnessing a mother with a colicky baby and wanting to reassure her. However, unless you provide a timeline, it might be better to offer a supportive squeeze instead.
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Summary: Parenting advice can often be misguided or downright unhelpful. From suggestions about drinking wine to unrealistic sleep strategies, it’s essential to navigate the sea of advice with a critical eye. Remember, every parent’s journey is unique, and what works for one may not work for another.