People can be quite peculiar. One of the best ways to realize just how odd human behavior can be is by exploring the search queries that lead individuals to this site. Here, I present a collection of peculiar searches that have brought users our way recently. Thankfully, most left within seconds. However, it’s a bit concerning to consider that these are our fellow inhabitants of the planet.
Recent Peculiar Searches
“Where did I leave my phone charger?” Is Google now a mind reader?! (Tip: Check beneath the passenger seat. Just a thought.)
“Is a loft bed safe for my toddler?” I wouldn’t recommend it. That seems like a risky choice.
“girls, pets, and jelly” I can’t quite fathom how these topics are related. And honestly, I prefer not to know.
“Zombie Vagina” Thanks, Jamie!
“Is having 5 children harder on a woman’s body than just 1?” Well, I don’t have personal experience, but I’d confidently say yes.
“My finger is discolored and leaking fluid, but I don’t want to see a doctor” Please, do see a healthcare professional. It’s important.
“How do I succeed at hide and seek with a three-year-old?” That must be an exceptionally clever three-year-old you have there.
“What was that fruit salad that Lisa brought to the baby shower?” Seriously, how could Google possibly know this?! (Though it might have been this?)
“Help. I’m a parent, what should I do now?” Valid concern.
“Who is the real tooth fairy?” If you’re asking Google this, you might already know the answer.
“Would anyone notice if I hid in Target and shopped after hours?” I’m not sure, but that sounds like fun! Can I join?
“I’m convinced I was a famous figure in a past life, but nobody believes me.” What a thought!
“I love candy, but I feel like my teeth are deteriorating.” Perhaps consider a different treat? I enjoy candy too, but…
“I’m 65 and suspect I might be expecting.” Um, congratulations?
Conclusion
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In summary, human curiosity can lead to some rather amusing and bewildering search queries. It’s a reminder of the diverse and often strange thoughts that occupy our minds.