When my partner agreed to start a family with me, I was taken aback. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been, considering we had a girl’s name in mind since the early days of our relationship—Mia, inspired by Uma Thurman’s character in Pulp Fiction. Of course, we didn’t intend for her to serve as a role model.
Even with a name settled, I was still surprised at how easily he consented to the idea of parenthood. Maybe it was because I broached the subject while lounging in pajamas, happily indulging in snacks, surrounded by a mountain of unwashed dishes. I certainly didn’t present the image of a composed, prepared future parent; if anything, I resembled an overly mature teenager.
I’m quite the paradox regarding task completion. When I’m passionate about something, I approach it with fervor. However, tasks I find mundane can languish indefinitely. If I were to set out to conquer a new realm, I’m confident I’d establish myself as a gracious leader, yet I would be among the few rulers drowning in a sea of laundry.
When our son arrived, we wisely opted against naming him Mia, despite it being the only name we had chosen. Now, I often reflect on our other choices as parents. We’ve improved our dishwashing habits and our laundry pile is more manageable, but I still grapple with feelings of inadequacy. At times, when he displays a new rebellious behavior, I struggle to suppress laughter. Other moments, I find myself wishing he would stay up longer because our time together is too enjoyable to end, while at the same time, yearning for him to go to bed so I can engage in activities that don’t involve wall-cleaning.
I often don’t feel very parental. I had envisioned that motherhood would transform me entirely, stripping away my connection to pop culture and my penchant for chaos. Yet, here I am, still in my pajamas at 4 PM, flipping through channels to catch a music countdown instead of the usual children’s programming. Wracked with guilt over potentially exposing him to the latest celebrity mishaps, I ultimately choose to dance along with cheerful characters instead. However, I don’t always relish these choices, and I frequently feel uncertain about how and when to discipline him.
Despite countless parenting books and articles, none have provided me with a definitive guide to effective parenting. Most days, I rely on instinct, navigating this journey without a clear roadmap, pretending to have it all figured out, despite often feeling as though I’m still a child at heart.
This leads me to ponder: Were our parents also just pretending? I suspect they were, and my mother’s laughter at my bewilderment reinforces this idea.
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Summary
This article reflects on the uncertain journey of parenthood and the feelings of inadequacy that often accompany it. It explores the notion that many parents may feel as if they are “faking it,” questioning whether their own parents experienced similar doubts. Resources for further support in fertility and home insemination are provided.