In the same way that language learning CDs promise quick proficiency in Spanish or French, one might wish for a similar resource dedicated to understanding toddlers. The challenge of deciphering the language of a newly verbal child can be both amusing and perplexing.
Recently, my two-year-old, while navigating the kitchen, attempted to communicate with a pacifier lodged in her mouth. Her attempt sounded like, “fubbly flooky boo.” After several attempts to interpret her words, we both found ourselves in fits of laughter, and I ultimately resorted to offering her a snack to quell the confusion. It’s often said that using food as a peace offering isn’t ideal, but in that moment, cookies felt like the right solution.
While my child generally articulates her thoughts well, there are still moments of miscommunication that can leave parents scratching their heads. Therefore, I’ve compiled a list of common phrases that could easily belong on a toddler translation guide:
- Oooce = Juice
- Moo = Milk (at least she’s making the right connection!)
- Go Slide! = I want to go down the slide
- Swing Mama! = I want to swing, Mom
- Me it = I want to do it myself
- MINE! = Mine (the inflection here is key, though I might be in denial about its implications)
- NOOOOOO! = No (the intensity is hard to capture in writing, but you understand)
- Ray Ray = Raisins
- Shooce = Shoes
- Brusheeth = Brush teeth
- Ahside = Outside
- Ownt no = I don’t know
- Fubbly Flooky Boo = ME confused (any translation suggestions are welcome!)
I would be willing to invest significantly in a resource that could teach this unique toddler dialect. Perhaps I might even consider creating such a guide myself! Surely, it would appeal to many parents navigating the nuances of toddler speech.
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In summary, understanding toddler language can be a challenging yet rewarding experience. Embracing the humor in these moments, along with seeking resources to aid communication, can enhance the parenting journey.