Notes From A Concert: Insights on Parenting and Life

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Recently, my partner Alex and I attended a concert featuring the band Swell Season, known for their contribution to the film Once. While their music isn’t typically our usual genre, we decided to embrace a bit of edginess for the night—an annual indulgence, if you will.

Reflections from this Rare Evening Out

  1. Being carded after giving birth to three children is quite comical. I almost considered showing my stretch marks as proof of my age.
  2. Opening acts can be disheartening. They often serve as mere fillers until the main performance and, unfortunately, the last act faced boos from the crowd. His appearance resembled that of a serial killer, which didn’t help matters.
  3. At standing-room-only concerts, personal space becomes a distant memory. As someone who cherishes my personal bubble, this was rather unfortunate.
  4. Attempting to discreetly pass gas does not result in gaining personal space; instead, it prompts my partner to exclaim, “Did someone just fart?” which only draws more attention.
  5. Standing for two hours is a task I’d much prefer to have tackled a decade ago.
  6. Asking your teenage neighbor if she has visited an over-21 venue will most likely yield a “no.” If she says “yes,” it may be time to reconsider her babysitting capabilities.
  7. While live music has its appeal, there’s something undeniably comforting about spending a Saturday night on the couch with my laptop.

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In summary, while a night out can be refreshing, the comforts of home often outweigh the excitement of a concert, especially when it involves family.

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