I find myself placing the blame squarely on “The Good Wife.” Ironically, it was a rerun. In my mind, the moment our dear daughter’s innocence began to wane was linked to a sultry elevator scene from this television series—one that my partner and I thoughtlessly decided to reenact in our living room one evening. Will we face a potential lawsuit? Unlikely. However, we might be making some contributions to her future therapy fund.
“Mom! Dad! Why are you both naked?” our eight-year-old daughter exclaimed, her giggles echoing down the hallway. Typically, the only interruptions we experience in our intimate life are the nagging thoughts swirling in my mind—thoughts of how I could better spend my rare free time, perhaps by organizing our finances or catching up on celebrity gossip. Is that so wrong?
You might not be shocked to learn that, aside from a brief, passionate encounter in the stairwell of a department store last year (that certainly got your attention), our intimate life generally consists of a weekly rendezvous. It’s fulfilling, yes, and definitely a way to connect. However, it’s rarely the toe-curling experience one might expect.
That Sunday evening was one of those rare moments. I had thankfully left the grocery list behind. Just as we were getting lost in our own world, our oldest daughter, who had been peacefully asleep, made her way down the stairs. Under normal circumstances, she would have used her loud voice from her room to demand another glass of water or a warm hug. But on this night, she chose to venture downstairs to see us.
Without warning, and with no blankets or clothing in sight, our little princess found herself gazing into my bare eyes. As she approached, her laughter grew louder, and she innocently inquired, “What are you doing?”
As we scrambled for pillows to cover ourselves, her giggles became infectious, and we quickly suggested she return to her room, promising to join her shortly. After a few moments of shared laughter and no movement from her, she asked again, “What are you doing? Where are your clothes?” Finally, when she did retreat, we took a deep breath and hurried to dress ourselves.
Navigating parenting in such sensitive situations can either strengthen a relationship or lead to conflict. My partner first proposed we deny everything (ding ding—future therapy fund!). Then, in a deadpan tone, he asked, “Where’s the manual?” referring to the elusive guide that could instruct us on how to handle this and erase it from our daughter’s memory. “We’ll tell her the truth, of course,” I proclaimed, my confidence tinged with hysteria. “Just follow my lead,” which was a gentle reminder not to complicate things further.
What transpired next is somewhat of a blur, yet it stands out as one of my proudest moments as a parent. Once we settled down with our daughter on her cozy bed, the words flowed. We began with the basics: “Mommy and Daddy were making love, our clothes are on the couch, and while this may seem silly, making love is a healthy way for adults to express their love for one another.” After this explanation, my mind screamed, “That’s enough. Goodnight!” but my mouth asked, “Do you have any questions?” To my surprise, she did.
Some of her inquiries included: “Why did you have to be naked?” “Why were you sitting on Daddy’s lap?” and “Are you going to have a baby?” Her thoroughness was both terrifying and oddly gratifying. We embarked on a candid discussion about love and baby-making. As her questions continued, we took deep breaths and provided honest answers, sometimes in reverse order. This unexpected crisis transformed into a heartfelt connection, and I hoped it would lead to fewer therapy sessions in the future. Our conversation wrapped up when I stated, “Making love is enjoyable and feels good. You may want to experience it too when you’re older and in love.”
“Eww! I can’t imagine that happening, Mom,” she groaned, before giving us a sleepy hug and dismissing us from her room. The Good Wife awaited, and I was left to reflect on the unexpected parenting lesson that had unfolded.
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Summary:
This piece reflects on an unexpected and humorous parenting incident involving an innocent encounter between parents and their daughter, sparked by a scene from a television show. It highlights the importance of open communication and honesty in addressing sensitive subjects with children, while also emphasizing the need for humor and connection in parenting.