Abstract: Over the years, I’ve closely observed the behaviors of children and drawn some intriguing parallels to their adult counterparts. My focus is on the similarities that persist beyond mere physical stature.
Hypothesis: Adults resemble children, simply on a larger scale. Previous discussions, such as Buzzfeed’s take on children as miniature inebriates, prompt a reevaluation: it is more accurate to suggest that the traits observed in children persist into adulthood.
Supporting Evidence
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Child Scenario: A child plays with a toy until distracted by another. Upon seeing another child engage with it, the first child demands it back, exhibiting possessiveness.
Adult Scenario: A woman dates a man, loses interest, and then desires him back when another woman shows interest. “That’s my guy! I had him first!” Totally rational. -
Child Scenario: One child begins to cry, triggering a chain reaction. Soon, a group of children is crying without understanding why.
Adult Scenario: Every viral Internet meme showcases this behavior. A photo goes viral, and suddenly everyone is sharing it—even if it’s trivial. No one wants to be left out. -
Child Scenario: One child whines for their way, while another does the same for their interests. The result is chaos, with no resolution in sight.
Adult Scenario: The dynamics within Congress provide a perfect analogy—no further explanation is necessary. -
Child Scenario: A child seeks attention through antics, such as dancing or singing loudly. Their desire for attention can be overwhelming.
Adult Scenario: Reality TV shows like The Kardashians or The Real Housewives serve a similar function, drawing in viewers with their antics. -
Child Scenario: A child yells at an adult when upset, which is seen as unacceptable.
Adult Scenario: Adults often vent their frustrations at children, rationalizing their behavior as justified. -
Child Scenario: In a conflict, one child resorts to pinching, which escalates into biting and kicking.
Adult Scenario: Males might argue or fight over trivial matters such as sports or food—behavior that remains evolutionarily relevant. -
Child Scenario: A child resorts to name-calling, creating a cycle of insults among peers.
Adult Scenario: Adults often engage in similar behavior but tend to whisper their criticisms, perhaps in a more subtle manner. -
Child Scenario: A child manipulates adults to get a desired toy, employing various tactics to achieve their goal.
Adult Scenario: Similar manipulation tactics can be seen in legislative processes; one could easily generalize this behavior to Congress. -
Child Scenario: Children are instructed to clean their rooms but choose to play instead, showcasing a lack of motivation.
Adult Scenario: This mirrors behavior in retail environments—productivity drops dramatically when supervision is absent. -
Child Scenario: When presented with a cupcake and a promise of two for waiting, a child often chooses immediate gratification.
Adult Scenario: Many adults struggle with impulse control as well, especially when it comes to diets and treats.
Conclusion
While numerous examples could further illustrate this comparison, brevity is key in capturing attention online. Grown-ups, much like children, often exhibit impulsive behaviors when their basic needs are unmet. Understanding these similarities can foster a more empathetic approach in interactions with children. For more insights, you might want to explore information on home insemination at this link, or look into resources provided by Make a Mom, who are authorities on the subject. The NHS also offers comprehensive information on IVF and related topics, which can be found here.
Summary
Adults share many behavioral traits with children, including impulsiveness, possessiveness, and a need for attention. These characteristics, while perhaps more nuanced in adults, reveal that we all share fundamental similarities regardless of age.