The Motherhood Comes Naturally $5000 Giveaway CLOSED

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The Motherhood Comes Naturally $5000 Giveaway CLOSED

Updated: Aug. 21, 2015
Originally Published: Feb. 24, 2006

The Pre-Order Giveaway has officially concluded! We appreciate your participation and extend heartfelt congratulations to our winners: Laura T., Jessica P., Emily K., Sarah L., and Tom R. (Winners have been notified via e-mail.) For those who weren’t selected, I sincerely regret that outcome; please consider the book itself a consolation prize, and I genuinely hope you find joy in it!

I’m excited to have you purchase Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) at any time, but to encourage you to be among the first to own it, I’ve curated five exceptional prize packages, each valued at over $1000.

Here’s the entry process:

1. Pre-order Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) from one of the following retailers: Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Indie Bound, Books-A-Million, Powell’s Books, or iTunes (If you’ve already pre-ordered, that’s perfectly fine!)
2. Forward your receipt or a screenshot of your order confirmation to the designated address.
3. You will then be entered to win one of the five prize packs listed below.
4. Winners will be randomly selected using a random selection tool on April 9th, the date of the book launch, and will be announced both here and via email. One entry is allowed per purchase, so feel free to buy copies for your friends, your book club, or even your teenage cousin!
5. The contest is open to everyone, everywhere, regardless of shipping costs. (Yes, I may come to regret this later.) E-book purchases also qualify.

Here’s what you could win:

• Kelly Moore Bags: A favorite of mine, these bags are designed for professional photographers, but they double beautifully as diaper bags or stylish accessories. Each winner will receive a 2 Sues bag valued at $199.
• Ouidad Hair Care Products: As a long-time fan, I can attest to the transformative power of this line, specifically created for curly hair. Included is the Salon Series, which retails for $172 and caters to all hair types.
• Handbag Handcuff: Ever experienced the frustration of your purse spilling its contents in your car? The Handbag Handcuff ($42) is the perfect solution!
• StriVectin SD Intensive Concentrate: This skincare line is renowned for its effectiveness in reducing wrinkles and stretch marks. The included product is valued at $72.
• Pantech Flex Smartphone: This Android device features essential smartphone functionalities without unnecessary complications. It also boasts an 8-megapixel camera for high-quality photography. Retail value: $500.
• Lucky Jeans Gift Card: Sometimes yoga pants just won’t do. Head to Lucky Jeans for a professional fitting and find the perfect pair of jeans, with a value between $100-$120.
• Books from Fellow Authors: Five lucky winners will receive copies of these humorous titles: Moms Who Drink and Swear by Mia Johnson; The Guide to Baby Sleep Positions by Charlie Capen and Andy Herald; Lost in Suburbia by Tracy Beckerman; I Just Want to Pee Alone by a collaborative group of mom bloggers; and Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures by Amber Dusick.
• Autographed Copies: Each winner will also receive personalized copies of both Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Plus, a Scary Mommy coffee mug and a gift card to Starbucks will be included.

Isn’t it worth pre-ordering the book for all this? I certainly think so. So, get on it! I’m eager to see who will be the proud owners of these fantastic items.

This article was originally published on Feb. 24, 2006.

For more insights, check out this article on pregnancy and home insemination as well as our post on how to navigate the journey of family planning.

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Summary:

The Motherhood Comes Naturally giveaway has concluded, and winners have been selected. Participants who pre-ordered the book were eligible for prize packages valued at over $1000, which included items like Kelly Moore bags, Ouidad hair products, a Pantech smartphone, Lucky Jeans gift cards, and signed copies of various books. The contest was open to everyone, encouraging multiple orders for friends and family.