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‘Welcome to the Jungle,’ Guns N’ Roses
After a demanding day at work, walking into my home feels like stepping into a chaotic jungle. I can hear Guns N’ Roses echoing in my mind as I survey the scene: clothes strewn across every room, the air conditioning blasting with the windows wide open, televisions blaring from empty spaces, and the microwave beeping incessantly—evidence of someone’s adventurous snack choice abandoned. As I gather the mess, I can’t help but ponder, where did my day go off track? Axl’s words resonate: “Welcome to the jungle / It gets worse here every day / You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play!” -
‘Don’t Stop Believin’,’ Journey
To my fellow parents navigating this wild journey, hold on tight to the hope that one day our children will fly the coop! With rising rents and the challenge of making ends meet, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. Yet, I find solace in the belief that these kids will eventually graduate and embark on their own adventures. Yes, I must hold onto that dream! -
‘All Night Long,’ Lionel Richie
“Everyone you meet / They’re jamming in the street / All night long”—if only! I’ve become the neighborhood’s fun police. It appears I no longer have the luxury of late nights, as I have to rise early each morning. And yes, I’ve read that lack of sleep can lead to weight gain—an outcome nobody desires. So, if you’re planning a party, please wrap it up by 9:30! -
‘Our Lips are Sealed,’ The Go-Go’s
Gatherings with my college friends over wine are delightful, but we must remember to keep our stories in check. Our children are within earshot, and we don’t want them to think we were once wild and carefree. As we share laughs, we solemnly promise to keep our youthful escapades a secret. After all, we know that girls just want to have fun, but our lips are sealed. -
‘Jump,’ Van Halen
I seem to be perpetually jumping onto the latest trends—be it yoga, paleo diets, or Zumba. The only thing that sticks is the weight I gain with ease. As Van Halen says, “So can’t ya see me standing here / I got my back against the record machine / I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen.” I’ll jump on the next fitness craze when it arrives! -
‘Faith,’ George Michael
With age has come a deeper understanding of faith. Reflecting on my past, I realize I was often running aimlessly. I’ve now found tranquility and purpose in embracing my beliefs. Trusting someone else to guide my path has proved challenging, yet it has brought a joy I didn’t know before. My younger self would never have grasped the importance of faith over mere experience. -
‘I Can’t Go For That,’ Hall and Oates
“I can’t go for that” is my newfound mantra. From uncomfortable clothing choices to late nights, I’ve become discerning about what I can tolerate. Whether it’s avoiding non-recyclable grocery bags or skipping self-checkout lines, I’m choosing to stand firm in my preferences. At this stage, it’s liberating to say what I simply won’t accept. -
‘Ain’t Nobody,’ Chaka Khan
When it comes to certain demands, I find myself exclaiming, “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
In summary, these ’80s classics encapsulate the joys and challenges of my current life as a parent. From navigating chaos at home to embracing faith and setting boundaries, the lyrics resonate profoundly. For further insights on family planning and home insemination, consider exploring this excellent resource or this informative post on our blog. Additionally, Make a Mom provides valuable information on boosting fertility supplements.