In recent years, the trend of “clean eating” has taken the world by storm. Everyone seems to be on a quest for a healthier lifestyle, as if indulging in donuts and cupcakes is a sin. With obesity rates soaring, we’re all convinced that if we don’t start munching on kale, we’re doomed. So much kale.
As a dedicated parent, I strive to provide my family with nutritious, well-rounded meals. After all, I want us to annoy each other for many years to come, and it turns out that what we eat plays a big role in that longevity. But let’s be honest: eating healthy is a monumental headache.
If you’re anything like me, grocery shopping with small children is an adventure filled with chaos. The moment we step through those automatic doors, the little ones are already whining about being hungry and tired. And when they spot food, well, forget it—they expect to munch on snacks right then and there! So, I slip them a couple of grapes and start scanning the aisles.
Everything has to be organic, of course. But why is it that the most bruised and blemished apples are deemed the healthiest? Seriously, Mother Nature, what’s up with that? And to top it off, these ugly apples cost a fortune. When I get home, I have to explain to my partner why I splurged $80 on these unfortunate-looking fruits while the perfectly shaped ones could have been snagged for just $4.
On top of that, all the produce must be fresh. It can’t have ever seen the inside of a plastic bag or container—heaven forbid any toxins leach onto it! It seems like the more unattractive and fresher the food is, the healthier it must be. That’s what I’ve gathered from scrolling through Instagram.
But wait, there’s more! After the grocery haul, it’s time for the dreaded washing and prepping. Even if the veggies arrived in an impenetrable bubble on a unicorn’s back, I still need to wash them to avoid any potential GMO dust lurking about. The prep work doesn’t stop there. I slice, dice, chop, and mince everything, giving myself carpal tunnel in the process. Then, I meticulously store them in color-coded, labeled containers at the front of the fridge so that my kids will see the healthy snacks first. Because I’m a good parent, right?
But here’s the kicker: after all this shopping and prepping, I still have to find a way to make the meals appealing to my picky eaters. I try transforming zucchini into noodles, carrots into fries, and cauliflower into mash. And guess what? They see right through it! All they want is cheese or ranch dressing. Honestly, if I’m going to cover everything in cheese, I might as well just buy the pretty produce and save a chunk of change.
Trying to eat healthy is an exhausting journey that often goes unappreciated. Yet here I am, gearing up for another grocery trip, because nothing says “I care” quite like spending my kids’ college funds on food they won’t even touch—all in the name of health. Wish me luck!
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In summary, navigating the world of healthy eating can feel like an uphill battle filled with judgment and frustration. But as parents, we keep pushing on—one ugly apple at a time.