Ah, parents, let’s talk about messes. When it comes to the absolute worst clean-up, you might think of diaper disasters or fruit vomit. But no, the true terror lies in glitter. As a wise comedian once quipped, glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, and it seems to haunt every parent’s life, as seen in a hilariously cringe-worthy video shared by Greg Lawson this week.
In the video, Lawson’s daughter, Mia, finds herself in a sparkly situation after ignoring her parents’ warnings to steer clear of the glitter. True to toddler form, she couldn’t resist the allure and ended up covered in it. Thankfully, Lawson maintained his composure and captured this chaotic moment, allowing us all to revel in the comedic disaster.
Lawson aptly notes, “There’s such a thing as too much of a good thing.” While I usually champion those fabulous sparkles, I can’t help but feel for him. That bathroom will never be free of glitter again—it’s forever cursed. Anyone who enters will emerge resembling a glittery fairy, which was precisely Mia’s intention.
“I’ve got beautiful glitter on!” she excitedly announces to her dad, who can only acknowledge the obvious as Lawson’s wife chides Mia for her glittery escapade. Mia, in her defense, responds, “I just wanted to put glitter on my face!” It seems the little one got a lot more than she bargained for.
Lawson encourages Mia to check her reflection, as she maintains that she only aimed to enhance her beauty, not transform the entire bathroom floor. With the big game day in mind, he humorously reminds her that this outfit isn’t exactly suitable for a Super Bowl party, stating she’s “too bedazzled.” To prove his point, she adorably sneezes out a shower of glitter.
“You look shiny like a fairy,” Lawson tells her, and Mia gives a cheeky side-eye, as if to say, “Thanks for the obvious observation, Dad.” This is exactly why we should never leave glitter within reach of little hands. Just kidding—kids will always find a way to get into trouble. The best we can do is document these moments and have a good laugh.
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In summary, glitter may be a fun craft material, but it can quickly turn into a parent’s worst nightmare. Just remember, while the mess can be overwhelming, these moments often lead to the best stories.