KFC Knows What Women Want for Valentine’s Day: Fried Chicken

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As Valentine’s Day approaches, fellas, the clock is ticking. If you haven’t secured a table at that trendy new fusion spot or are planning on gifting yet another box of chocolates, it’s time to rethink your strategy. Let’s face it, chocolates are so last season, and sexy lingerie? Well, that might not be the best idea either. But don’t sweat it; KFC has a delicious solution for you.

Though it’s more of an inspiration than a direct offer, KFC recently launched a Valentine’s Day contest aimed at our friends up north in Canada. They are giving some lucky Canadians the chance to send a “ChickenGram” — a heart-shaped box filled to the brim with crispy, mouthwatering fried chicken. And to sweeten the deal, winners can include one of three romantic chicken-themed poems to accompany their feast.

Now, if you’re not in Canada, don’t let that stop you from borrowing this brilliant notion for your own special night. Why not grab a heart-shaped box from a craft store and fill it with KFC straight from a bucket? Imagine a trail of fried chicken leading to your bedroom, where a beautifully arranged box filled with chicken awaits, complete with one of KFC’s charming chicken poems attached. Sounds romantic, right? Just make sure to wait a few hours after indulging before any other activities—trust me, a full stomach and romance don’t mix well.

When you’ve been together for a while and have a couple of kids, it’s time to ditch the traditional Valentine’s Day pretense. Sure, jewelry, candy, and an elegant dinner have their place, but let’s be real—what could be better than a bucket of fried chicken and a Netflix binge session? True love is all about simplicity, and while some might still enjoy the classic Valentine treatment, most of us are just as happy lounging in our yoga pants with a side of mashed potatoes.

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Summary

This Valentine’s Day, consider swapping the usual gifts for a bucket of KFC fried chicken. Whether you take inspiration from KFC’s ChickenGram contest or mimic it at home, nothing says love like comfort food. While some may prefer the traditional celebrations, the simplicity of a cozy night in with fried chicken is often the true way to the heart.

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