No More Booze for Me, But Please Hand Over the Diet Coke

No More Booze for Me, But Please Hand Over the Diet CokeGet Pregnant Fast

Ah, the inevitable black yoga pants – check. A hair color that cleverly camouflages roots – check. A home filled with energetic and noisy children – check. But wait, where’s my mommy’s special juice in a fancy glass? Oh right, I don’t drink.

Let me clarify: I don’t consume alcohol. Not even a drop. I know that might sound strange to many, but please, reserve your judgment. I’m not on some self-righteous crusade to rid the world of alcohol. The truth is, alcohol and I simply don’t get along.

In my 20s, I had my fair share of fun, or at least I think I did; the details are a bit hazy. I spent countless nights drinking excessively and puffing enough cigarettes to fill a hospital’s oncology ward. I’d swipe my credit card for round after round, tipping well without a second thought. Many weekends found me nursing hangovers so severe that getting out of bed felt like a monumental task, yet I would still reach for that hair of the dog.

There was one memorable night when my sister found me passed out in the basement; she declared, “Well, she’s finally done it. Your sister drank herself to death!” I wasn’t dead, just temporarily incapacitated, and I woke up to a cheeseburger that had made a pit stop on my chest. Funny? Sure. Sad? Absolutely. I was on a slippery slope.

I wouldn’t say I was addicted to alcohol; I didn’t wake up craving it or need it to function. I just had a habit of drinking too much. One drink led to another, and before I knew it, I was in over my head. I’m not downplaying the seriousness of alcoholism; it’s a real issue that causes immense pain for many. My binge-drinking was a cycle that, had I not stopped, could have easily morphed into a full-blown addiction.

Fortunately, my story doesn’t end with a night in jail or a tragic accident. Instead, I found out I was pregnant, and that was the turning point. Like many expectant mothers, those two pink lines meant saying goodbye to my vices for the remainder of my pregnancy. I thought I’d return to my old ways after the baby arrived, but I never did.

Initially, I avoided drinking to kick the smoking habit that always accompanied it. However, as time passed and I stayed away from alcohol, I realized I was better off without it. My relationships improved, I felt healthier, and I didn’t have to deal with hangovers or extra weight from late-night fast food runs. I’ve now been sober for over seven years, and I genuinely feel happy without alcohol.

My lifestyle choices may not align with those of others my age, but they work for me. I still enjoy happy hours, albeit with a Diet Coke in hand. Gone are the days of awkwardly explaining that “No, I’m not pregnant—again!” I have no issues with those who drink around me; if they can wake up and tackle the day without feeling like death warmed over, then more power to them. My friends have come to accept me for who I am. No longer do they wonder if I’m tipsy or just acting a little quirky—they know my truth.

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In summary, my journey to sobriety has transformed my life for the better. I’ve found happiness in a lifestyle without alcohol, allowing me to thrive as a mother, wife, and friend. My choices may be different, but they are mine, and they work.

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