Hatchimals, the must-have toys of the holiday season, are back in the news, and not for the right reasons. After Christmas, numerous parents took to the Spin Master Facebook page to express their frustration over their Hatchimals not hatching. However, the latest buzz is about something even more shocking: several parents are claiming that their little furry friends are mumbling some rather inappropriate phrases in their sleep, specifically “F*** me.”
Yes, you read that right.
A representative from Spin Master explained that Hatchimals communicate in a unique language composed of various sounds and noises, such as shivering when cold and snoring while they snooze. “We can assure consumers that Hatchimals do not curse, nor do they use foul language,” the spokesperson stated to CNNMoney. But parents are left wondering if their kids’ toys are just mimicking words they hear. If your Hatchimal starts murmuring something scandalous, it might just be reflecting your own late-night frustrations!
Hatchimals go through multiple “stages” of development: baby, toddler, and kid. During the toddler stage, kids can squeeze their Hatchimal’s belly, prompting it to repeat phrases. One can’t help but imagine the number of parents who might have accidentally taught their plush pals some colorful language while trying to get them to hatch. Honestly, it’s a theory worth considering. Otherwise, you might just have an overpriced, malfunctioning gremlin on your hands—yikes!
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In summary, the latest controversy surrounding Hatchimals has parents scratching their heads and questioning what exactly their children’s toys are saying. As the toy industry continues to evolve, it’s essential to stay informed and aware of what our kids are playing with.