As a parent, I embrace the art of gentle deception—those little white lies that help us navigate the challenges of family life. From tales about Santa Claus to exaggerated claims about my candy consumption, I often resort to fibs when it comes to food. Getting my kids to try new dishes can feel like an uphill battle, and more often than not, we end up resorting to the trusty mac and cheese. While my methods might seem desperate at times, a 20% success rate is a win in the chaotic world of mealtime. Here’s a collection of the tall tales I’ve spun in the hopes of expanding my children’s culinary horizons.
- “Did you know that princesses eat broccoli all the time? It’s the secret to their silky hair!”
- “Eating this will make you taller, and then you can reach the monkey bars.”
- “Want to hear what happened to your older sibling who wouldn’t eat their peas?” “But I don’t have an older sibling.” “Exactly.”
- “All Pokémon trainers enjoy bean burritos. Trust me, I used to be one!”
- “I eat a pound of Brussels sprouts every day to stay strong.”
- “I just got off the phone with Princess Anna. She said she loves Hawaiian pizza!”
- “Mom’s casserole is the best thing I’ve ever tasted. Seriously.”
- “This will put hair on your chest!”
- “There are laws against refusing your mother’s enchiladas. I just want to keep you out of jail.”
- “This baked chicken? It tastes just like boogers, and I know you love those!”
- “Eat that broccoli if you want to impress your friends with super smelly farts.”
- “No, it’s not dinner; it’s a candy casserole! Full of candy, I promise.”
- “Have you ever heard of oatmeal cake? It looks like oatmeal but is actually cake—delicious!”
- “Fairy godmothers only visit kids who eat apples. I don’t make the rules!”
- “Steve from Minecraft told me he loves baked ham. You should try it!”
- “Trust me, that’s not rice; it’s mac and cheese!”
- “Those green beans? They’re magic wands that will give you power over your brother!”
- “Have I ever lied to you?”
I’ve certainly spun more lies than these, and I suspect many of you have too. What fibs have you told to coax your kids into trying new foods? Share your stories in the comments—there’s no judgment here!
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To summarize, navigating mealtime with kids often involves a bit of creativity and humor. The lies we tell can sometimes open the door to new experiences, even if they seem outlandish. If you’ve got your own stories or strategies, I’d love to hear them!
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