Dear Designers of Women’s Swimwear,
Let’s talk candidly about the swimsuits you create. As a woman who dons these garments, it often feels like there’s a significant oversight in your designs regarding an essential female feature—my vagina.
By “vagina,” I’m primarily referencing what adorns that area: pubic hair, the unsung hero of the female form. Unlike the harmless fuzz on our arms or the coarser strands on our legs, pubic hair has a certain exuberance. It cannot be contained within the rigid confines of your swimsuit designs.
Are you really unaware of pubic hair? Unless you’re a whimsical 7-year-old blissfully untouched by puberty, you must be familiar with it. Yet, the majority of swimsuits seem to present a perplexing dilemma: conceal the pubes or let them be boldly visible for all to see.
I’ve attempted both options, and neither is satisfactory. I’m in dire need of new choices.
Please refrain from suggesting a swimsuit with a skirt. That’s a blow to my dignity. As a former competitive swimmer, I could glide through the water with ease. The thought of a swim skirt interfering with my movements is just unacceptable.
Consider my self-respect. Even if my two children were born weighing as much as a compact refrigerator, and even if this resulted in some unfortunate bladder issues (which I won’t elaborate on), I still maintain my pride! I relish swimming—diving into deeper waters and feeling the revitalizing rush of water against my skin. I don’t need a swim “skirt” tangling with my anatomy.
And let’s not kid ourselves by calling it a “sarong”; that term does nothing to improve the situation.
Admittedly, I’m now a woman “of a certain age”—a bit like pubic hair itself, in that I’m no-nonsense. I’m tired of pretending to be hairless. Razors fail, and waxing? Well, let’s just say it’s more about the pain than the expense. Yet, when I finally purchase one of your swimsuits and my pubes peek out, I find it hard to make eye contact with anyone.
Believe me, it’s not solely about shame (okay, maybe just a little). It’s the fact that every person I encounter—from my well-meaning brother-in-law to my new mom friend—seems fixated on my nether region. The shock of seeing… well, that, freely exposed is palpable. Some might think, “Cover up!” while others may consider running for the hills. Others simply admire the boldness or question the need for a swimsuit altogether. In any case, I’m left imagining what they’re thinking. What’s undeniable, however, is how glaringly they’re staring at my lady parts.
In short, all I ask for is a swimsuit that respects my anatomy without resorting to outdated designs. Just a touch more coverage in the V-zone would allow me to swim without the constant battle between razor burn and embarrassment. Men get to enjoy this freedom, don’t they? Whoops, I didn’t mean to go there, but here we are.
If you’re indifferent to women’s preferences, perhaps consider the financial implications. Your market encompasses all adult women who haven’t yet embraced the idea of swim skirts. Trust me, that’s a sizable demographic.
Sincerely,
A Swimmer Seeking Coverage
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In summary, women’s swimsuits need a thoughtful redesign that considers the realities of our bodies. It’s time for a more inclusive approach that allows us to enjoy swimming without feeling self-conscious about our natural features.
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