Tag: baby humor
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The Baby Oath: An Adorable Yet Messy Pact
Get Pregnant Fast Just as doctors take the Hippocratic Oath and new citizens recite the Naturalization Oath, we can imagine that babies have their own Baby Oath. If they could articulate their thoughts, it might go something like this: I solemnly vow to be a perfect mix of cuteness and chaos. I will treat every…
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Yelp Reviews of Newborns: A Hilarious Take on Parenting
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to making decisions in our everyday lives, many of us turn to Yelp for guidance—be it choosing a restaurant, a dentist, or a reliable plumber. But have you ever thought about consulting Yelp for something as monumental as deciding to have a baby? Enter the witty mind of comic…
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Essential Entertainment for New Parents: Eyebrow Pencils
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it—while babies are undeniably adorable, they can sometimes lack the entertainment factor. Most of the time, they just lounge around, drooling and gnawing on their own toes. Sure, you might get an occasional unexpected fart or burp, but waiting for those moments between feedings can feel like an eternity. This…