Tag: humor
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9 Unique Aspects of Parenting a Child Who Doesn’t Resemble You
Get Pregnant Fast As a dark-haired, brown-eyed guy with Italian roots, it’s amusing to see my daughter, Sofia, who is a platinum blonde with striking blue eyes, frolicking around. When my wife and I take her out, we often appear like a mother-daughter duo accompanied by a random stranger. Here are some amusing realities of…
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Why I Embrace the F Word in Parenting
Get Pregnant Fast Recently, I received a comment on my social media post that was largely positive, but it did come with a question: “Why do you use the F word? Your family seems lovely, and I’d prefer not to hear your children say it.” That got me thinking. First off, let me clarify: while…
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The Hilarious Parents of Twitter Celebrate Halloween Magic
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, Halloween! That special time of year when parents everywhere gear up for a night filled with candy, costumes, and, let’s not forget, the occasional creepy clown sighting. As we approach this spooky season, we could all use a little levity—especially given the bizarre happenings of 2016. Whether your Halloween spirit is…
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Hilarious Wine Labels That Solve Everything
Get Pregnant Fast In today’s chaotic world, a little humor and a glass of wine can go a long way. If you find yourself needing a pick-me-up, custom wine labels might just be the perfect solution. We’ve gathered a collection of witty wine labels that are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. For…
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10 Ways Your Kids Will Sabotage School Picture Day (Sponsored)
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, school picture day—the day when we attempt to capture a moment in time, only to be thwarted by our beloved little ones. I adore my kids, but they seem to have a knack for transforming picture day into a chaotic comedy. Take my son, for instance. When he was in first…
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Caught in the Crossfire of Shingles
Parenting: Caught in the Crossfire of Shingles Get Pregnant Fast When my mother hit the age of 43, I was a self-assured college student, and to my youthful perspective, she seemed hopelessly ancient. She was a chain smoker of menthol cigarettes, glued to her shows like Hill Street Blues, and reveled in Eric Clapton’s music…
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Hilarious Parody Video Captures the Chaos of Weekday Mornings
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by the morning rush to get your kids out the door, you’re not alone. The latest parody from the Thompson family hilariously tackles the madness of weekday mornings in their new video, “Getting Them Out the Door Is No Picnic.” Known for their comedic takes on family…
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Six Thoughts Every Mom Has Had: ‘I Just Want to Use the Bathroom Alone’
Get Pregnant Fast The struggle for uninterrupted bathroom time is one of the harsh realities of motherhood that inspired the collection I Just Want to Use the Bathroom Alone and its sequels, including the recently released I STILL Just Want to Use the Bathroom Alone. Curated by writer Sarah Jenkins, these self-published volumes showcase contributions…
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20 Signs I’m Too Exhausted to Be a Mom
Get Pregnant Fast Most days, I’m all in as a mom. I’m the one who’s invested in everything: growth milestones, school assignments, bedtime rituals, and all the little details that make up our daily lives. I’m on top of the homework checks, sports practices, dentist appointments, healthy snacks, and creating lasting memories. I juggle it…
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Confessions of a Coffee Lover: Why My Brew Comes Before My Partner
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Coffee, Let’s get straight to it—I adore you. Each morning, you greet me with warmth and a promise of energy, and you continue to provide throughout the day. Your reliability is unmatched, and unlike some relationships, you’ve never misled me (except for that one time you were decaf, but let’s not…