Tag: humor
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25 Moments of Joy from My Day
Get Pregnant Fast Sometimes, life has a way of draining the happiness right out of us, doesn’t it? Even when my basic needs—food, water, shelter—are met, the grind of adulting can be a real drag. But just when everything feels upside down and bleak, there are always those little gems that pop up to remind…
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What I Say Vs. What My Teenagers Really Hear
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the joys of parenting teenagers! Just when you thought you’d mastered the art of communication, you find yourself in a whole new world of misunderstandings. Here’s a humorous take on the classic disconnect between what we say and what our teens interpret. What I say: We need to leave the house…
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Grandma’s Hilarious Take on Kanye’s Shoes: A Future Fashion Blogger in the Making
Get Pregnant Fast Keeping up with the ever-changing world of fashion can be quite the challenge, but one grandmother has thrown caution to the wind and delivered an unfiltered critique of Kanye West’s Yeezy Boost 350s that has us all laughing. While many people line up for these trendy sneakers, Grandma Ruth is not impressed—and…
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Toddlers: The Ultimate Answer to Every Question
Get Pregnant Fast Have you ever found yourself pondering the meaning of life? While some might say it’s about love or chasing dreams, I can tell you—I’m too drained by my kids to contemplate such existential musings. However, if you’re a parent of an energetic, giggling, nap-evading toddler, I can provide a simple answer to…
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Now That’s What I Call Mom Jams: A Playlist For Every Mom
Get Pregnant Fast Music has a unique ability to accompany us through different phases of life. From the tracks that defined our high school years to those memorable tunes that played during our first dances, we all have a soundtrack that resonates with our memories. But let’s be real—this isn’t about that nostalgic playlist. Get…
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13 Personalities You’ll Encounter at Every PTA Meeting
Get Pregnant Fast Curious about the dynamics of a PTA meeting? Whether you’re a seasoned attendee or considering your first visit, here’s a rundown of the colorful characters you’re likely to meet every third Tuesday at 7 p.m. If you find yourself missing from this list, we apologize in advance! 1. The Visionary (President) The…
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Forget the Beauty Standards: A Real Mom’s Anthem
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be honest: being a mom is a whirlwind of chaos, and we often find ourselves buried under a mountain of to-dos. The truth is, we don’t always have the luxury to look polished or put together. Enter comedian Mia Harrington, who penned a relatable anthem that speaks volumes to all of…
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13 College Degrees and Their Reflection on Your Parenting Style
Get Pregnant Fast I attended college, and now my diploma rests unframed and gathering dust in the closet, alongside various “someday” items. While a degree may not be essential for daily parenting duties, it’s interesting to consider how our educational backgrounds might reveal insights into our parenting approaches. Communications Your child’s go-to phrase is, “But…
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The 7 Stages of Being Mistaken for Your Child’s Grandmother
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting can be a rollercoaster, and sometimes that ride takes a surprising turn. I recently had an experience that turned my day upside down during a simple outing with my 4-year-old daughter. We were out running errands, and I was feeling pretty good about myself. I had just landed a freelance gig…
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Texts From My Fierce Uterus
Get Pregnant Fast It all started when I was 14. My mom had spent years prepping me for what was to come, filling me in on the ins and outs of it all. But honestly, I was still left thinking: WHY? She assured me there was no need to panic, promising to guide me through…