Tag: shopping
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Old Navy Mannequins: The Unspoken Truth
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s talk about something we all encounter but rarely discuss: mannequins. You know, those lifeless figures that stand in store windows, showcasing the latest fashions? They can sometimes feel like the epitome of unrealistic beauty standards, particularly when you’re navigating the ups and downs of parenthood. Take a moment to think about…
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Do You Find Yourself Needing to Poop Every Time You Go Shopping? This Phenomenon Is Real!
Get Pregnant Fast For me, it happens every single time I step into the local pharmacy. As I wander the aisles looking at shampoos or browsing greeting cards, an overwhelming urge hits me: it’s time to go! The employees must think I have an issue since I consistently ask for the bathroom key while shopping.…
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Hey Mom, It’s Time to Treat Yourself to a Shopping Spree!
Get Pregnant Fast Hey there, mama! Have you found yourself glaring into your closet lately, feeling a bit defeated? Is getting dressed each morning turning into a daunting task because your clothes are ill-fitting, worn-out, or stained? I get it—time and money can be tight, but here’s the reality: you deserve to look and feel…
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Our Top 5 Holiday Gift Picks from Target
Get Pregnant Fast As loyal fans of Target, we’ve watched in delight as the store continues to champion equality and inclusivity. While some may choose to boycott, we’re proudly showcasing our Red Cards and diving into the holiday spirit with these fantastic finds. Here’s what’s on our wish list this season: CHI Air Classic Flat…
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The Frustration of the Asshole Bag
Get Pregnant Fast In our relationship, Mark has always been the spender. Not that I have an aversion to spending, but he has a knack for it that could easily lead us to financial ruin if I didn’t keep a tight grip on our budget. I’m the one who clips coupons, watches our bank balance,…
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5 Questions Every Mom Has About Jeans
Get Pregnant Fast Finding the perfect pair of jeans post-baby can feel like a Herculean task. Between the changes in your body and the memories of your pre-baby wardrobe, it can be overwhelming. Here are five burning questions that many moms ponder while on the hunt for those elusive jeans. 1. Can I Just Stick…
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Why Pants are the Worst: A Drunken Rant We Can All Relate To
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be real for a moment: wearing pants can be a real drag. If a bunch of us decided collectively to ditch them for good, we might just enjoy life a little more. Seriously, it’s time to rally against this fabric prison once and for all. Enter Jake Thompson, the guy who…
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10 Types of Shoppers You’ll Encounter at the Store
Get Pregnant Fast As a dedicated stay-at-home mom, I find myself spending a considerable amount of time in stores, fulfilling my role as the family’s chief buyer. Whether I’m on the hunt for groceries, clothing, or various household items, shopping has become my full-time “job.” A challenging day involves darting between multiple stores (ugh!), while…