Tag: Parenting Humor
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Hey, Kids: For the Love of All That’s Holy, Use a Tissue!
Get Pregnant Fast I know this might sound odd, but I have a pressing question that I need to ask. It’s a bit embarrassing, but here goes… How do you get dried boogers off walls? As I typed that out, I braced myself for the inevitable wave of judgment from fellow parents on social media.…
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Why This Mom is Ready to Say Goodbye to Christmas
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: July 15, 2021 Originally Published: Dec. 7, 2011 I can already hear your thoughts: “She wants to give up Christmas? A mother of four? Christmas? You know, the holiday that celebrates the birth of Jesus, filled with joy and peace?” Yes, that Christmas. I’m officially over it. When I say “done,”…
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15 Reasons Why Some Days at the Park Can Be a Total Drag
Get Pregnant Fast There’s no denying the joys of a day at the park. It’s cost-effective, the kids get their much-needed exercise, and usually, there’s a bench where I can sneak in snacks without judgment. Who doesn’t love the sunshine, precious moments with the kids, laughter, and the flutter of butterflies? The park has so…
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Adorably Confused Baby Can’t Handle This Magic Trick
Get Pregnant Fast Oh, the enchantment of being a child! There’s nothing quite like the sheer amazement this charming little one experiences with the classic “disappearing toilet paper” trick. What? The toilet paper vanished? Twice? Right from your hand? Doesn’t it make you long for that kind of surprise — for anything — once again?…
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How to Recognize You’re a New Mom in Public
Menu | Parenting Get Pregnant Fast Being a new mom is no small feat. Whether it’s your first child or your fourth, the weeks and months following your baby’s arrival can feel like a chaotic blend of joyful moments, endless tears, and, yes, a lot of diaper changes. While it’s tempting to spend your days…
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This Little Girl’s Denial of the Number 4 Perfectly Captures Toddlerhood
Get Pregnant Fast When you have children, there are moments where you find yourself engaged in spirited debates with a toddler. It’s a curious phenomenon, one that often leaves you questioning reality. How many times have you found yourself in discussions that end with you saying, “I admire your passion about the concept that the…
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13 Signs You’re an ’80s Kid Now Parenting in a Modern World
Get Pregnant Fast If you frequently find yourself dropping nostalgic references that leave your kids scratching their heads or rolling their eyes, chances are you’re a child of the ’80s navigating the choppy waters of parenthood today. “What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” When your child blurts out something utterly unbelievable, do you channel your inner Gary…
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25 Playful Ways I’d Plan My Revenge When My Kids Are Grown
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent, I often find myself chuckling at the wild things my kids do—it’s all part of the parenting adventure, right? Sometimes, though, after enduring a barrage of antics and chaos, I can’t help but fantasize about playful revenge once they reach adulthood. Here are some lighthearted ideas I’ve come up…