Tag: parenting
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The Baby Oath: An Adorable Yet Messy Pact
Get Pregnant Fast Just as doctors take the Hippocratic Oath and new citizens recite the Naturalization Oath, we can imagine that babies have their own Baby Oath. If they could articulate their thoughts, it might go something like this: I solemnly vow to be a perfect mix of cuteness and chaos. I will treat every…
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12 Reasons Why I Skipped My Shower Today
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Partner, Welcome home! I trust your day was pleasant. I know, I know, I probably look like I’ve been through a whirlwind (again). Honestly, I had every intention of showering today and sprucing myself up, but life had other plans. Here are twelve reasons why I didn’t manage to shower today,…
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20 Things Easier Than Reasoning with a 4-Year-Old
Get Pregnant Fast My 4-year-old typically unwinds after preschool with a nap and a dose of his favorite show. However, today was different; he flopped down on the couch and then came racing back to me, demanding a new show, but he had no clue what he wanted to watch. “I want something else, but…
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No Apologies: The Journey of a Mom with a Teenager
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s get real: I’m not apologizing for putting our dog outside more often than you’d like. I promised you a furry friend and kept my word, but let’s face it—I’m the one who deals with the aftermath. Your joy when we brought Lizzie home, swaddled in that tiny yellow blanket, made every…
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What Kind of Mom Misses the First Day of School Photos?
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the blissful silence that follows the chaotic summer days! The much-anticipated back-to-school season is finally here, and while I’d been counting down the days, I have to admit, the last few weeks of summer spent with my children weren’t half bad. Surprisingly, I discovered that I actually enjoyed their company. They’ve…
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13 Valuable Lessons My Husband Can Take from Our Toddler
Get Pregnant Fast While my three-year-old son has a long road ahead filled with learning and growth, I’ve noticed that he’s already grasped some important life lessons that many adults, including my husband, might benefit from revisiting. Here are thirteen insights from my toddler that I believe could enhance my husband’s approach to life and…
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7 Ways Parenthood Enhanced My Writing Routine
Get Pregnant Fast Becoming a parent can transform many aspects of life, including your creative practices. I never imagined that my unexpected pregnancy at 41 would lead me to become a more productive writer. Now, with my little one just over 20 months old, I find that the lessons learned from parenting seamlessly apply to…
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Motherhood Comes Naturally Giveaway: Winners Announced!
Get Pregnant Fast Hello, friends! I’m excited to share that the giveaway for Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) has officially closed. A huge thank you to everyone who participated, and a big congratulations to our lucky winners: Emily B., Sarah J., David M., Lisa T., and Michael K. (Winners have been notified via…
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Old Navy Mannequins: The Unspoken Truth
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s talk about something we all encounter but rarely discuss: mannequins. You know, those lifeless figures that stand in store windows, showcasing the latest fashions? They can sometimes feel like the epitome of unrealistic beauty standards, particularly when you’re navigating the ups and downs of parenthood. Take a moment to think about…
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10 Infamous Moms to Remember When You’re Frustrated with Your Own
Get Pregnant Fast When parenting gets tough and you’re feeling overwhelmed, it’s easy to let frustration take over. But remember, there are fictional moms out there whose actions make ours look positively saintly. Here is a list of ten notorious mothers that might just help you feel better about your own parenting journey. 10. Mrs.…