So, it’s time for you to undergo a colonoscopy, huh? Don’t worry; it’s a rite of passage for many. Whether you’re hitting the big 5-0, have a family history of certain issues, or need one for other health reasons, you’ll get through it. I recently went through this experience myself, and while I wasn’t particularly excited about it, I approached it with a mix of reluctance and determination.
To help ease your journey, I’ve put together a comprehensive guide to get you ready for your colonoscopy.
1. Invest in Quality Toilet Paper.
Don’t skimp on this. Go for the plushest, softest option you can find. Those pre-moistened wipes are a great addition too!
2. Communicate with Your Caregiver.
Make sure your spouse, partner, or caretaker knows what to expect. I sent a quick message to my partner detailing the day’s plan: “I’ll be in the bathroom a lot, so can you handle the kids?”
3. Prepare Your Kids.
Be honest with them about the procedure and how you’ll be feeling. I told my kids, “I’m having a camera look inside me, and I’ll be drinking some pretty awful stuff to clear everything out. Afterward, I’ll be resting and enjoying ice cream.” They loved the idea of ice cream!
4. Choose Your Last Meal Wisely.
Make it count, but keep in mind it might ruin that dish for you forever. I indulged in an epic sushi feast, along with some candy.
5. Embrace Humor with Your Partner.
Share some laughs before the big day. For instance, when my partner said, “Sorry your day will be terrible,” I replied, “At least I’ll have a good book to distract me!”
6. Isolate Yourself if Necessary.
You’ll need to stick to a liquid diet the day before your colonoscopy. If you get hangry like I do, sequester yourself to avoid any family conflicts.
7. Celebrate the Prep Drink.
When the time comes to drink the bowel prep solution, don’t hold back—make it a competition to see who can down it quicker!
8. Brace Yourself for the Prep Drink.
It’s not pleasant, but just gulp it down. Yes, it tastes terrible, but you’ve had worse things in college!
9. Create a Bathroom Command Center.
Gather everything you might need—books, drinks, and chargers. Comfort is key, so consider a padded toilet seat cover.
10. Opt for Stretchy Pants.
Avoid drawstrings at all costs. You’ll need every second to make it to the bathroom.
11. Choose Underwear Wisely.
Skip the fancy or light-colored underwear; you might need to dispose of them afterward.
12. Share Your Experience with Friends.
While you shouldn’t live-tweet the process, a few selfies with your “Poop Club” can lighten the mood.
13. Take Breaks Between Bathroom Visits.
When you can, lie down or wander around. Just don’t do anything that involves squatting—trust me.
14. Shower Before the Procedure.
But be ready to make a quick dash to the bathroom afterward.
15. Be Kind to the Medical Staff.
Even if they miss the first few attempts to get your IV in, remember they’re there to help you.
16. Make Light Conversation with the Doctors.
A little humor goes a long way. You’ll find this part is less daunting than anticipated.
17. Update Family and Friends Post-Procedure.
Let them know how you’re doing after the colonoscopy.
18. Consider Sharing Your Journey.
If you want, you could humorously include your colon pictures in holiday cards. Just a thought!
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Summary
Preparing for a colonoscopy can be daunting, but with the right mindset and a bit of humor, it becomes much more manageable. Stock up on supplies, communicate with your loved ones, and keep a light-hearted attitude throughout the process.