My First Face Mask: A Journey of Self-Care and Uncertainty

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As I approach my 32nd birthday, I find it hard to believe I’ve never treated myself to a spa day. I’ve skipped manicures, pedicures, and massages, leaving my eyebrows to resemble two confused caterpillars. Part of me thinks I don’t need these luxuries, while another part is simply intimidated by the whole process. Will it hurt? Am I supposed to feel pain? How do I keep up with it? And what about the judgment from a masseuse regarding my so-called “imperfections”?

However, I’ve come to realize that prioritizing self-care is essential, especially as a mom. Indulging in nachos for dinner every night might feel like a treat, but the tightness of my jeans says otherwise.

So, I finally bought a face mask. The label promised “anti-stress,” and honestly, I would have smeared it on my face even if it contained questionable ingredients.

Here’s a glimpse into the whirlwind of thoughts that raced through my mind before, during, and after the experience:

1. How much should I apply?
2. That wasn’t enough; back to the jar.
3. Can I put this on my eyebrows?
4. Oops, too late.
5. Oh no, now it’s in my hair.
6. Why do I need to apply it to my neck? Is there something wrong with it?
7. What if I missed a spot? Will my pores stay huge?
8. Finished! Now, to wash my hands…
9. I look like a seasick Smurf.
10. Is it working?
11. Should something be happening by now?
12. Just breathe. This is my time.
13. How long has it been?
14. Are the kids awake?
15. What if there’s an emergency? Will I look like a seasick Smurf forever?
16. Kids are asleep—just relax.
17. I’m bored.
18. Is anything even happening?
19. Should I be doing something else, like shaving my legs?
20. No! Just sit and think.
21. Or look at my phone.
22. Facebook is a bust.
23. Should I delete these apps and just be present?
24. Wait, is my skin tingling?
25. Why does my face feel cold? Is the window open?
26. This chilly sensation is oddly pleasant.
27. What is this mask actually doing? What’s seeping into my pores?
28. Huh. The coolness feels nice.
29. Would my husband find this look attractive?
30. He probably meant it as a joke.
31. Is it dry yet?
32. Lalalala…
33. Oh! I bought a magazine; I can flip through that.
34. Who are these people? I need to be in the know!
35. Definitely getting a subscription for my birthday. Blog inspiration!
36. Can I write off that magazine on my taxes?
37. What about the mask? Can I write that off too?
38. My skin feels tighter. Is it drying?
39. Is this what an eye lift feels like?
40. I hope there aren’t tiny aliens tightening my skin for research.
41. If there are aliens, they better pay me.
42. Everything is dry except my neck. Should I let that sit?
43. Who cares about my neck? Time to rinse!
44. Why are the white washcloths the only clean ones?
45. If this stains, I’ll just deal with it.
46. Rinse, rinse, rinse. Did I get it all?
47. Missed a spot.
48. Pat my face dry…
49. I can’t see my pores to compare.
50. Oh—my skin feels so soft.
51. Stop touching your face—oils are bad!
52. Am I still stressed?
53. No, I think I actually relaxed!
54. Wait, yes—I’m still stressed. But hey, my skin is soft!
55. STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE.

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In summary, my first face mask experience was an adventure filled with uncertainty and self-discovery. While I may have started out apprehensive, it turned into a delightful moment of self-care. Despite the lingering stress, my skin felt rejuvenated, reminding me that taking time for myself is both important and beneficial.