When a woman is expecting, it seems everyone suddenly feels entitled to share their thoughts on her body. I’ve encountered countless individuals—many of whom I’ve never spoken to—offering their unsolicited opinions and questions that feel far too personal. Whether it’s strangers, colleagues, or even acquaintances, the boundaries of decency often blur in these interactions. So, to all those who have weighed in, I extend a heartfelt “thank you.”
Thank you to the woman who remarked, “You’re really getting big.” I’m eight months along—what’s your excuse for commenting?
Thank you to the colleague who, despite our lack of conversation, felt compelled to tell me that I had “popped” and shared her thoughts on spacing children five years apart. Because everyone craves unsolicited advice, right?
Thank you to the individual who, when I mentioned potential baby names, couldn’t even muster a response. This is why I plan to keep the name a secret until the birth.
Thank you to the friend at a gathering, who took one look at my ginger ale and said, “That sucks.” Yes, not drinking for nine months may be challenging for some, but I’m perfectly fine with it, so you should be too.
Thank you to the coworker who tried to touch my belly in front of my peers. Ah, yes, just the kind of attention every expectant mother desires during a professional setting.
Thank you to another colleague who, in a room full of people, declared that I “doesn’t like being touched.” It’s reassuring to know someone has my back.
Thank you to my former boss who kindly told me I looked adorable and congratulated me. It’s refreshing when men understand the right words to say.
Thank you to the manager who brought up my pregnancy in two meetings. I’m sure you forgot you mentioned it the first time, but at least half the audience rolled their eyes.
Thank you to the barista who glanced at my stomach and said, “Decaf, right?” Sorry, but I still need my caffeine fix!
Thank you to the person who almost offered me a glass of wine, then stopped short and said, “Oh wait, you can’t drink.” Thanks for the revelation!
Thank you to the maternity store clerk who reminded me, “You will definitely get bigger.” Really? I hadn’t noticed.
Thank you to the gentleman who told my partner that I shouldn’t indulge in seafood. So glad you’re a medical expert… oh wait, you’re not.
Thank you to the HR representative who told me I wasn’t big enough to be in my third trimester and suggested I wouldn’t need maternity leave. I appreciate your insight into my discomfort levels.
And now, a special thank you to the friends whose excitement matches my own. To those who have made an effort, invited me over for playdates, and offered kind words from afar—your support has been invaluable.
Thank you to everyone who has promised celebratory drinks after the baby arrives and who has encouraged me to view pregnancy as a joyful experience rather than a burden. I appreciate each compliment, even if I rolled my eyes in response.
And lastly, thank you to those who’ve listened to my complaints. Pregnancy can be a rollercoaster, and I’m grateful for everyone who has embraced the hormonal highs and lows along the way. I owe you a drink!
In summary, while unsolicited commentary can be frustrating during pregnancy, it often comes from a place of excitement and curiosity. It’s essential to find humor and gratitude even in the most bewildering interactions, as they often reflect the joy surrounding this transformative journey.
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