Much like commenting on a pregnant woman’s size, discussing another person’s parenting is rarely appropriate. Surprisingly, most parents already know how their little ones are behaving, and unsolicited opinions are often unwelcome. After five years of parenting, I’ve gathered quite a bit of insight on this front. Here are my top seven realizations—no feedback required.
- My Baby Isn’t Wearing Socks: Yes, I’m fully aware it’s cold outside and my baby is sockless. I’ve tried multiple times to get those socks on, only to have him kick them off every single time. I could use duct tape, but let’s be honest; I already get enough strange looks as it is.
- I Have Random Items Stuck to My Clothes: Every time I leave the house, there’s a high probability I’m sporting a sticker on my shoulder, Nutella on my chin, and who knows what else. Trust me, I’m aware. But if you think that Nutella might actually be poop, by all means, let me know. I can handle a lot, but not that.
- I Have More Than Two Kids: Yes, I have three little ones, and yes, my hands are full. I’m aware. No need to reiterate that.
- Time Flies: It really does. I often feel acutely aware that my children will one day lead lives independent from mine. While I recognize that this is a moment to cherish, it’s tough to keep that perspective when my two-year-old is throwing a fit, trying to escape from the car in a busy parking lot because I won’t let her crawl through it.
- Snack Choices: I get it; graham crackers aren’t the healthiest option. However, I haven’t figured out how to breastfeed and jog at the same time yet. If I don’t get my baby out in the stroller, I might lose my sanity.
- Kids Disagreeing: I see that your daughter and mine both want the slide right now. I’m not ignoring the situation; I simply believe they can sort this out without our help.
- Inappropriate Attire: Just because my daughter is wearing leopard-print pajamas to the library doesn’t mean it’s a crime against fashion. I choose my battles wisely, and today’s battle was over footwear. Guess what? She’s in boots.
In conclusion: Commenting on parenting choices is generally unhelpful. Unless you’re planning to say, “You’re doing an amazing job!”—then feel free to share your thoughts.
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Summary: Parenting is an intricate journey filled with challenges and insights that many parents are well aware of, despite outside opinions. Let’s support each other instead of critiquing our choices.
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